Jan 182012
I’m pretty excited about this post… a list (organized by item) of all the clever, cheesy Valentine sayings I could hunt down and/or make up!
Candy
1. Stick with me, Valentine pixie sticks
2. You’re the bomb wrap rolos in red construction paper
3. Don’t ever change valentine bag of chocolate coins
4. Have a super Valentines Day sucker decorated like a super hero
5. I “chews” you as my Valentine gum
6. We’re mint to be mints
7. You’re a great catch Swedish fish
8. You’re extra special to me Extra gum
9. Happy Valentine, toots! Tootsie rolls
10. You rock, valentine pop rocks, rock candy
11. You krack me up krackel mini chocolate bars
12. I like the way you roll rolos
13. Happy valentines Day to all my peeps Peeps
14. Thanks for making me snicker snickers
15. You’re outta this world orbit gum
16. I’m crazy for you sour punch straws
17. B Mine Butterfinger
18. You’re sweet any candy
19. You’re as cute as a button button candy
20. We’re 2 of a kind 2 of any candy
21. You stole a piece of my hear reeses pieces
22. It’s a joy being your firend almond joy
23. I’m bursting with happiness that you’re my friend star bursts
23. I’m bursting with happiness that you’re my friend star bursts
Snack Food
24. You’re a great catch gold fish
25. I like you beary much teddy grahams
26. Everyday I like you s’more smores
27. You’re the apple of my eye apple jacks
28. I’m lucky to have you lucky charms cereal
29. You crack me up cracker jacks
30. You’re so much fun funyun chips
31. Ahoy Matey, be my valentine chips ahoys
32. You’re cool ice cream, popsicles
33. Will you o’fishally be my valentine? Gold fish
34. I love you a hole bunch Donut Holes
35. We stick together like PB&J; PB&J; Sandwiches
34. I love you a hole bunch Donut Holes
35. We stick together like PB&J; PB&J; Sandwiches
Beverages
36. I’ve got a crush on you crush soda
37. You’re kool kool aid
38. I love everything you dew mountain dew
39. You’re the apple of my eye apple juice boxes
40. You melt my heart hot chocolate and marshmallows
41. I soda think you are amazing soda
Healthy Food
42. I like you berry much strawberries, blueberries
43. I go bananas over you banana
44. Orange you glad you’re my valentine oranges
45. You’re plum perfect plum
46. You’re the apple of my eye apples
47. We make the perfect pear pear
48. I’m nuts about you almonds, peanuts
49. Spread the love peanut butter
50. To a pop-ular kid popcorn
51. Olive you olives
52. Don’t mean to be corny, but will you be my Valentine? corn nuts
53. My heart pops for you Popcorn
53. My heart pops for you Popcorn
School supplies
54. You rule, Valentine ruler
55. You’re the highlight of my day! Highlighter
56. Let’s stick together glue
57. You’re just write for me pen, pencil
Toys
58. I wheelie like you matchbox car
59. 52 things I love about you deck of cards
60. I’ve got my eye one you Magnifying glass
61. You make my heart glow glow sticks
62. Have a ball this Valentines bouncy ball
63. You blow me away, Valentine bubbles
64. Love is a battlefield GI Joe
65. I’m stuck on you stickers, tattoos
66. I’m wild about you plastic zoo animal
67. You make my heart bounce ball
68. I dig you shovel
69. Have a Dino-mite Valentines Day plastic dinosaur
70. you’re sweet and I’m not lion plastic lion
Useful items
71. You mean the world to me map, globe
71. You mean the world to me map, globe
72. Read my lips, Valentine…I’m yours chap stick, lip gloss
73. You’re a cut above the rest cookie cutter
74. We’re the perfect pair socks
75. I searched and found the best Valentine search word book
76. I’ve got my eyes on you google eyes
77. I’m crazy for you crazy straws
78. You’re sew special to me sewing kit
79. I’m stuck on you Band-Aids
80. You’re as cute as a button buttons
81. Can’t resist your pull magnet
82. Our class would knot be the same without friendship bracelet
83. We’re the perfect match matches
84. You can count on me when things get sticky handi wipes, antibacterial soap
85. I love you sew much sewing kit
86. I was soapin’ you’d be my Valentine soap
87. You warm my heart hot pad
Other clever/crafty ideas
88. Thumb body loves you thumbprints
89. I mustache you a question? Will you be my Valentine?
90. Stick with me, Valentine painted twigs
91. You’re just my type typewriter doodle
92. I love ewe sheep doodle
93. Owl be you’re friend forever owl doodle
94. You’re the obi-one for me star wars
95. I’d love to hang out with you clothes pin
96. You’re outta this world rocket ship
97. You’re a hoot owl doodle
98. You’re a deer to me deer doodle
99. I think you’re a-maze-ing maze
100. I’d pick you any day flower
More ideas from readers:
Brittany came up with…
101.You light up my life candle
102. You make my heart pound hammer
Do you have anymore sayings I should add to the list?
26 Responses to “100 Clever Valentine Day Sayings”
Comments (26)
Totally love cheesy things like this! Thanks for sharing.
Haha.. this is too cute! What a great list.. even the cheesy ones
This is PERFECT!!! Thanks for sharing–totally pinning this!
I love this!!! so awesome!! thanks for sharing!
I love a little cheese
I'm happy you like the list!
Thanks for pinning
What a great list! Now I just have to decide which one to use:) Thanks for sharing!
I love this! I'm definitely pinning it to my Valentine Board! I made a super cheesy Valentine gift for my husband a couple years ago with things he loved like" Nuts-I'm nutty about you, Candle-you light up my life, little cakes-I love you like a fat kid loves cake, Hammer-you make my heart pound, Snickers-thanks for making me snicker, and more I can't seem to think of, you get the idea. Thanks so much for sharing this!
Thank you for pinning and for more ideas! I'm going to add those to my list
We made heart shaped crayons and wrote "you color me happy Valentine"
Use old keys or key charms…You hold the key to my heart!
Love em all! You are hereby pinned and followed.
<3
thanks! I'm happy you like the list
These are great!
Does anyone have any suggestions for heart shaped origami bookmarks for a preschool and kindergarten class?
This is so fun! Thank you so much for posting these! I saw it on pinterest and had to check it out! The list is so comprehensive and there are just so many great ideas! I'm going to be such a good wife for valentines day thanks to these sayings!
It all can be very low budget too which I love!
Thanks again!!!
I'm happy I can help you be a good wife… ha! I need to work on that skill myself
Thank you so much! You saved me a bunch of time. I do a Valentine countdown each year for my hubbs and son. A little saying and gift each day. http://dawardfamily.blogspot.com/2011/02/february.html
You had some new ones I haven't used before. Now to do the shopping!
Cute ideas! Look at my blog for lots more ideas: cutevalentines.blogspot.com
Wow…super!!! I've just linked this post to our blog FB page!! Thanks so much!
How about honeycomb your hair we have a date tonight lol I love that one its so funny. You're one hot tamale … and I actually got a dry erase board for our fridge and made a tag that says "im never board when you're around" … I think it gets easier the more you make up lol
Jamie, I shared this at my Blog! So many cute sayings
LOVE this list!!!
I can't believe I'm the only one that's doing "I <3 Nerds" valentines this year(photo valentines wearing big glasses & pig tails, with a box of Nerds glued to the card). Nerds are my kids' favorite candy, and with the current nerd trend, it just seemed inevitable. lol
I hope you have a colorful Valintine's Day! -crayons
Smarties- It's smart being your Valentine
This is so great! I found little stuffed dinosaurs at the dollar store. I'm going to make two cards to go with each of them, one from each of my twins. One will say "Valentine, you make my heart 'saur'!" The other one will say "Valentine, you're 'dino'mite!"
Thanks for making this list!!!